Geneologists

"Crazy" Is A Relative Term In My Family
A Family Tree Can Wither If Nobody Tends Its Roots
A Great Many Family Trees Were Started By Grafting
A Miser Is Hard To Live With, But Makes A Fine Ancestor
After 30 Days, Unclaimed Ancestors Will Be Adopted.
Ever Find An Ancestor Hanging From The Family Tree?
Genealogists Are Time Unravelors
Genealogists Don't Die; They Are Just Doing Hands On Research
Genealogists Live In The Past Lane
Genealogy - It's Only An Obsession After All!
Genealogy Is The Living Haunting The Dead.
Genealogy: Chasing Your Own Tale!
Genealogy: Tracing Yourself Back To Better People
Heredity: Everyone Believes In It Until Their Children Act Like Fools!
I Researched My Family Tree... And Apparently I Don't Exist!
I Think My Ancestors Had Several "Bad Heir" Days
I Used To Have A Life, Then I Started Doing Genealogy
I'm Not Stuck, I'm Ancestrally Challenged
Isn't Genealogy Fun? The Answer To One Problem, Leads To Two More!
Many A Family Tree Needs Pruning
My Ancestors Must Be In A Witness Protection Program!
My Family Coat Of Arms Ties At The Back.... Is That Normal?
My Family Tree Must Have Been Used For Firewood
Old Genealogists Never Die, They Just Lose Their Census
Only A Genealogist Regards A Step Backwards, As Progress
Remember, Undocumented Genealogy Is Mythology.
Shake Your Family Tree And Watch The Nuts Fall!
Shh! Be Very, Very Quiet...I'm Hunting Forebears.
Snobs Talk As If They Had Begotten Their Own Ancestors!
So Many Ancestors...So Little Time!
That's The Problem With The Gene Pool: No Lifeguards
o A Genealogist, Everything Is Relative!
What Do You Mean My Grandfather Didn't Have Any Children?
When There's A Will, I Want To Be In It!
When Tracing Ancestors, Please Stay Within The Lines.
Whoever Said "Seek And Ye Shall Find" Was Not A Genealogist