Scrap Dreams

Written by Thena Smith

I think I'm going crazy
I'm as weird as I can be...
I'm not high on drugs...
I'm completely acid free!

I am categorically organized
With every scrapping toy in stock
But I can't stop thinking
When it's bedtime by my clock!

I go to bed to slumber
And I toss and turn and twitch
Dreaming that I'm using
A brand new Hermafix!

Many times during the nighttime
When my dh thinks I'm content,
I'm mentally redoing all those pages
That were created with rubber cement!

I'm rearranging all those photos
That were done pre CK
Ripping apart magnetic albums
And throwing them away!

I'm shopping QVC style
With Lisa Bearson at my side
Creating pages 12 in tall
And of course 12 in wide!

I'm glueing and I'm pasting,
With my Xyron I'm a whiz,
When the alarm clock suddenly reminds me
Of what time it really is!

Suddenly I am awakened
And the sun is shining bright
And it's time to start a'scrappin'
Altho I've done it throughout the night!

So don't ever think you're crazy
If when you go to bed
Dreams of scrapbook pages
Instead of movie stars fill your head!