If You See My Wife In Wal-Mart

Written by Thena Smith

If you see my wife in Walmart
Please send her home to me
The kids think she's been gone too long
And I'm starting to agree.

I don't know what's she's buying
Goodness knows she has it all
She bought her Christmas paper
Two years ago last fall!

She has templates, she has paper
She has eyelets, she has string
She has everything for scrapping
That could be sold to a human being!

She bought pumpkins in July
For October pages she will do
When she finishes her February pages
Of the children at the zoo!

If you see my wife in Walmart
She will be in a hurry I guess
And you may not be able to stop her
If she's on the way to the LSS!